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Parents told me this. Clearly they didn't think they were dreams worth going after.
Nope. She didn't make it.
Gorilla just didn't want visitors that day.
Didn't see that one coming at all.
So bias, they didn't even pass him the ball.
Wife didn't think this was nearly as funny as I did.
Didn't give me noms last night. Good luck driving into work safely!
Oh, you didn't have to sh*t? Bet you do now.
You read this in his voice, didn't you?