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Sorry officer, I was going to see my bitch
He has to go to the bank to make a DePawsit
Bro, can we watch "All Dogs Go to Heaven" again?
When you're about to take the test you know you're going to fail anyway
When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
Just going for a ride with his bitch
Some college kids are going to starve this week.
We're going to need to get a DNA test
Onward to the noms we go!