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I'm a Vagatarian
The reason I don't want kids.
People call me Patchy when I try.
Was a pop up. I swear.
Hope. Now I have it back.
Anytime I try to avoid a problem.
Got my wife a candle, i'll just prep the couch now.
I wouldn't last a day.
The story on how I got smacked.