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I would have died from a heart attack
Bath time kitty... wait.. no.. no... nope!
When trying to be sexy goes wrong...
Falling stars
The microwave wants a sacrifice!
Just release the bear they said, nothing will go wrong they said...
Appeasing the food gods...
Best Random Text Troll of all time!
Better ask this on Yahoo Answers before calling the ambulance.