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I sha'll never be tamed puny humans!
Speed Dating? I'll be done in a Flash!
"I'll get it, I'll get it, BANG"
I'll just lay right here...
I can verify a few months straight, you'll be fine.
Go full derp? I sha'll never!
I'll bring the meat, beneath the sheets
I'll save the rest for later
Honey I got dinner, for the year! Like a boss!