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When I have too many drinks and try and High five someone...
Thanks again grandma, wear your glasses next year, please.
They should have been more specific.
We told him it was a Jungle themed party, showed up like this.
How I feel when Karma hits someone I can't stand.
Asked her to get me a beer, came back with this.
That cat is a damn Ninja!