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When you tell her it won't fit... But she says keep trying.
Bob the Builder just isn't the same as it used to be
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
Alcoholism and the Rubik's cube just don't mix
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
Africans can't be racist they said.…
I can't eat bread or rice again.
When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.