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Going to be a few stops in the snack aisles.
Ford salesmen be like...
I always prefer a warmup nap before I have to go to bed.
One of these is blessed more than all of the others, combined.
When a girl says she's married after you bought her a drink.
No one says Mutha F*cka better than Samuel.
Favorite quote from Ozzy - "Wtf is a Bieber"
I'm not a cat, only one life!
It's a scratch and sniff painting.