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When your friends parents try to start a singalong on a trip
Sure bro, let me just pull out the paddles I keep handy for this exact situation.
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MAN THE HARPOON!
When you see a girl you think might be hot across the street.
When old people tell jokes they've said all your life...
You mind throwing out this kitty litter? Ignore that weird clump - Cat
Obese before 1... 'Murica
Go for a ride in the park they said, its nice out they said...