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Wife's going to get a little head
Gotta admit, I didn't see that one coming
They didn't train us for this!
Took the egg and threw it in the trash, yelled abortion. She didn't find it funny.
Learned about a lot of things I didn't like that night
He didn't even finch
I didn't even know humans could been like that
Clearly he didn't see the shirt
It's all fun and games until I pass out and the family stops by with my wife.