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Sir, your CAT scan looks RUFF! We may have to put you down
Party hard
Someone likes to party hard
Just when you think you're off to a good start with a girl
Then the next date it's time to drop "your turn to pay"
Let us pray, that all bowls stay filled, and I remain a good boy
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
When your owner lays down that bomb food… Puppies be damned!
This should be punishable by jail time, who wastes a good pizza?