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He didn't choose the life, it chose him.
They didn't pay the goats crossing fee.
Definitely didn't see that coming.
I didn't draw on every wall in the house, I swear!
The Jew's tried that one, didn't turn out the same way.
Grandma Walton didn't raise no bitches.
Parents didn't get why I said I get excited about math class.
And she said she didn't believe in Aliens...
The ref clearly didn't want him to win.