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Police K-9s be like
Private schools be like…
Looks like he just muzzled himself
Be a cheerleader they said, you get to touch the girls they said
When life gives you flip-flops and sneakers, rocket that sh*t like you meant it.
Girls at the doctors be like
When a girl tells you you're looking like you work out and you start getting a big head
Like father like fur-daughter
Hillary Clinton be like