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That's one way to stay up for the job
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
We all have that one friend who has a demon cat that's only nice to them
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
That's not what I expected at all
That's one way to avoid paying $10
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
"These boots were made for walking, that's just what I'll do"
He may be ugly but he's bad ass at pounding the skins, drum skins that is!