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Happy Kitty Christmas tunes...
Human, remove one of your objects from me... Now.
Mexicans in Quicksand
Entrance to Narnia's ghetto.
Grandma isn't going out like a punk
Pick up the D to put it back in Jango
Kids born in the late 90s won't get it.
You don't want them knowing how much of a creepy perv you are.
Heartwarming tale coming to a theater near you