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She's always had a cock in her life
He honestly looks like he's smiling.
When she says she's home alone but lives on a mountaintop
Well, it's not wrong!
Him's looks angry!
It's an old picture of him, when someone stole his noms..
Welcome to college, we'll be your daughter's guide
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
Apparently that's all it takes to get hired as a bus driver