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When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
They weren't lying when they said they are the cheesiest in town
When you find out how much insurance you'll get if hubby passes away.
Until he realizes he can't dump it on the lowest level
When she still salty about that argument last night
Am I going to hell because I can't stop laughing?
But I can't hold it in, it's bad for you!
Human, please move him! I can't because he scratches!
You can't stop me!