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Home Sweet Home...
When she sends you nudes and says come over.
When your husband tells you not to take Christmas too far this year
Too many of these hit close to home
Now they come preinstalled with cats
I believe we may need an exorcism
That's when the real fireworks happen.
When you're a few million years late to the extinction...
When they want to repo your car...