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Next election will be to prove they're not sexist
Never try to take off from the cops when you're drunk
What I think of when someone says they're about to go use the throne
It looks like they're making themselves, they have evolved
So this is how not to shoot a shotgun when you're 75lbs. wet,
They'll never really understand how awesome a real one is.
When you're stupid but trying to fit in with gamers
When you're black pastor tries to tie the Bible into recent events
When you're drunk trying to crack on somebody and they have good comebacks