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When you have to fake like you're doing something but you're really watching people argue
When you need to make sure the owner grabs the right brand this time
When she says she gets frisky outside on her profile
When everybody's birthday celebrated at the office but yours
When you just chillin' and someone pops up out of nowhere.
When the chair realizes she is a he and wants no part of it.
When it was so good you gotta let others know, but you don't know anyone.
When you really the star of the photo.
When doing something cool gone incredibly wrong