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Can't you see a bitch is washing?
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"
That duck doesn't seem so secure about his own abilities to swim either
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
This is why I can't stand eating popcorn
You just can't miss opportunities like this.
Especially when they change the Wi-Fi password and won't give it out again
When CNN can't find anything bad to say about president Trump today