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That awkward moment you find out one of your students is a smoker with a wicked imagination
When you're starting to run out of excuses for not coming in work
When fat girls be like, "I'm eating healthy this week"
When you play family feud in prison
And some chicks wonder why guys hit and forget
Paint me like one of your French girls
When you shoot the deer that was drinking your beer
But when I do it suddenly I have the cops called and the sexual harassment case
When you're definitely to wasted to be out in public