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When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
When she says "sitting by the fireplace turns her on"
When driving gives you anxiety
When you told her not to ask you to empty the pool again or there would be consequences.
Cracking open some boys with the cold ones
When life is, blah.
Why is it females legs suddenly become full of never-ending stamina when shopping?
Just when you think life is getting better
When you talked smash to the wrong office rivals.