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When the fire alarm goes off and Fido is trying to sleep
When her boyfriend comes through the kitty door early from window watching
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
Well, it is a box TV.
BEEP! Hurry up and move it, I got a bitch to see!
And I'll be using it to get more drunk while people think I'm actually sipping on coffee
That moment you realize it was a mistake signing up for those giveaways
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"
When you are staying at a budget hotel