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Miranda, a girl who knows what she wants and gets it
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heath
8 years ago
Yep, she's a keeper
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heath
8 years ago
That's one way to get out of a tip.
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heath
8 years ago
I don't think she's going to be answering the door for me tonight
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heath
8 years ago
Words of encouragement
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heath
8 years ago
Apply the burn cream to your vagina
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heath
8 years ago
You can't even be mad at that
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heath
8 years ago
Depends on if I'm drunk or not
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heath
8 years ago
Vampires
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heath
8 years ago
Sometimes leftovers can be pretty good though
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heath
8 years ago
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