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Her New Year's resolution was over before it started
Whenever I start being honest at the family Christmas Dinner
And smile as if you're going to get one of them, even though you knew what you were getting before you even walked in the door
Even Verizon doesn't want you to see Verizon's content
Is she even still worth mentioning?
Fortune cookies don't even give fortunes anymore. The Chinese are getting a little too cocky.
Even crocodiles are getting fat now...
You may want to start worrying about your kid when this is what you walk into
The thug life is starting earlier and earlier, sponsored by Fisher-Price