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A shoe was too girly.
Cleavage. Because... Cleavage.
He asked for them to give him something hot, misunderstandings happen.
Says the kid who's teeth look like opposing magnets.
Now I do the same to my kids. History repeats itself.
Wait til you ask for the paint the fence special behind the building.
Mine's one. One bottle.
The death stare.
I bet he didn't see this night coming.