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NASA, time to start funding this
I wonder how many times this happened before they spray-painted it
I'll be nice enough to keep my facial expressions to a minimum
I'll take a look
It certainly seems like this sometimes, other times you bite into molten lava like cheese
It's okay, I think I'll just walk home today
If she's hot enough to I'll start growing my own agave plants
NOPE! I think I'll just hold the diarrhea in
And I'll be using it to get more drunk while people think I'm actually sipping on coffee