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Karma, it happens quickly some times.
This is how they avoid being sued, they use this.
Does it count if she can't feel it?
Man's best friend? Psh... This cat disagrees.
Circle of Life, this is it.
Bottle cap, you're so wise.
Wife didn't think this was nearly as funny as I did.
I still scream like a girl when one walks on my foot though.
Kermit says it and its fine, I say it and suddenly there's paramedics standing over my bleeding crotch.