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I don't know what they're warning me of
Drunks and bikes don't mix
Kids these days just don't get it.
Some kids just don't listen
You don't ever flip off a monkey
When the wife's yelling about something but you don't even know what she's talking about
Do the world a favor, don't reproduce, and try both.
These cupcakes just don't smell right
I really don't know why I do this every single time