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Saw this in Twilight, he's a shape shifter!
He's going to split this half pipe like Moses split the Red Sea
He's real
Seems like just yesterday he was delivered to happy faces, now he's literally a lawn chair
I see he's rocking my hand-me-down shirt from 1985
He's got Louis Vuitton in his genes
He just couldn't stop himself.
He's just waiting to laugh when you see how big it is.
Heard he's facing hard time 7AM - 12PM... Then his mom's gonna come to come pick him up.