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Next time don't respond with "I dunno" when the barber asks what haircut you want.
PSA : Friends don't let friends wrestle
Never mind, I don't have to go all of a sudden.
Don't tell me how to eat my portions.
Some questions you just don't ask a Hawaiian
Just cutting this tree... Don't mind me.
Human, help! I don't know how this happened.
Drunk guy forgets the first rule of being drunk... Don't drive! Even if you're riding a horse...
Don't leave it around your high friends.