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Men, we don't hide our gazes. We're like deer in headlights when we see a fine specimen of a woman....
Ambulance workers be like, sorry, we don't accept ObamaCare.
Girl scout's don't mess around
Gamers don't lose.
I don't play by the rules.
I don't want to do either.
I don't get it.
Don't want any tracks in my undies.
You hear me mowing, but you don't see me!