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This is why I don't have friends
He gender identifies as a traffic cone. Don't judge him.
Now I should take addiction classes, just so they stop following me.
Just close your eyes, act as if they aren't even there. When you open them, they'll either be gone or things get awkward.
Opening a windowless van's door just made him go get gloves.
Tea just wouldn't bee the same
Pimp your Ride Russia just doesn't have the same flare as it's American counterpart
Some celebs just aren't friendly.
And my grade just lowered yet another letter.
NeverGoFullDerp
