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When the family member you really couldn't stand dies, and you really just want to liven up the party.
Grandpa said there can only be one person around here called hot wheels!
I'll be the only tweeter here!
Better turn off the microphone when dropping a deuce
When the translator fails
When untold numbers of wildlife is dying, but you have a bet going, so… The game must go on!
Back when a game of solitaire blew your damn mind!
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
We all have a few of these people in our family that do this every cookout, then they ask if it's okay to take home a plate.