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"I Don't care what that bitch said, I only share my kibbles with you..."
Only used once.
My teacher once told me there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers. 2 months later she kicked me out of class and told me she's given up.
It only took a little over 2000 years, but Maury Povich solved the mystery
It only hurt because its true...
Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
Only the best for God's number one
The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
We can only hope this was actually a wrong number request