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It's all about the wording.
Now it makes sense.
Plot Twist, he broke it because he thought he was Iron Man
"I do it because I care" - Me to my wife.
It's totally safe, I swear it!
Eh, doesn't seem worth it..
Hey look, it's Beebop before he was converted in TMNT
When it's been a while and your girl tries to give you head...
Now I'm curious what site she bought this from, and how she didn't know what it was.