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This is the future vegans want
Suddenly I'm not so sure I want a Christian woman in my life
"Do you want to Nap?" "NEIN!"
For when you want to run on the beach and look absolutely ridiculous.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Wait. People DON'T want to learn how to play Hot Cross Buns? Savages!
If you don't want people to look, don't put billboards on your ass! Especially flat ones.
If you water them properly, they grow without complaints and wanting to have pre-marital sex.
Grandma's not playing around with his shenanigans