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She always told me it was the happiest day of her life.
Got that promotion she never dreamed of.
Shaving can change people.
Welcome to Detroit.
She clearly loves me.
Unloading a truck seems pretty simple right? Not for this idiot.
I know I am not the only one.
From drunks everywhere, you're drunk...
Texting comes later, after I'm wasted.