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This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
This is why men don't trust women who tell them they're pregnant.
Those mosquitoes that fly into your car, they only do it because they're wasted!
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
When they say what would you do if you are suddenly a billionaire
Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
Coconuts, they're clearly much more savory
They say do what you love
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away