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New dads... Sometimes they're not exactly what you wanted.
My Jihad brings all the boys to the yard... And they're like.. you da bomb.. Literally. Strap this bomb on.
They're really feeling the music
They can do amazing things with makeup
Parents told me this. Clearly they didn't think they were dreams worth going after.
Obama be like "Just let'em stay... They could have a pair of pants or something made here... Can't separate them..."
Moms. Yep, they have hobbies, some of them all dads can support.
Let's go to Hooters, they have great... umm... Wings?
Dafuq are they putting in their pancakes and where can I get some?
heath
