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Dignity check, nope... They have none.
He said he didn't like balls on his head... Liar!
My wife didn't like her Christmas card cover...
Nope, he found something better and moved on.
F' you ball! I'm a horse! Wait.. Nope!
I bet he didn't think he would be the one choking.
My teacher is never going to believe why I didn't finish my essay.
Nope, wasn't a fart.
It didn't sound as harsh in my head.