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When a girl asks me to prove how good it sex I am, I show up like this first.
Excuse me Mr. firefighter, a little bit of that fire burned by ass a ways back, could you please squirt me?
That awkward moment a time traveler appears in front of you, clearly dressed for the wrong event
That's a whole lot of nope
I can't believe this is an actual TV show
Will that got dark really quick
Now that's just cruel
How do you talk to a chick that literally has wisdom on hand
They'll start growing new carrots and that'll traumatize her for life.