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It's true!
When you have to prove to your friends you actually are in the Olympics
This would get me shot in my neighborhood
Modern Day westerns be like..
Wanna be a baller, shot caller. Twenty inch blades - on the Impala...
I self identify as Bill Gates, where's my money?
Never wreck a selfie bro.
OG Selfie
I self identify as Bill Gates, the bank just keeps telling me I'm a liar.