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He said he didn't have a drinking problem....
Teacher didn't believe my lioness ate my homework. Brought in the proof.
Paula Deen called, she said fry it up in some flour
Ex said she was open for business. Sent me this.
Shame the sun didn't kill them in Twilight.
They said no pre-existing conditions could be denied!
Friend said this to me, I do live support. They just don't get it.
Tried it, didn't work. Got the scars to prove it.
I SAID ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW!