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Don't's specie identify me, Bro.
There's only one way to talk to short people, don't!
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
Here's Johnny! Human, don't leave, I is stuck!
Opposed to those who don't have throats or mouth's
Vegans sitting across from me bragging about how they don't eat meat and feel great, I'm here like...
Don't you hate when you sit across from these people
I know, Human's are idiots. They don't even know I'm the good boy.
"Don't worry, everyone's asleep." "But, that guy is looking," "just keep going"