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It was at that exact moment Bill realized he f*cked up
"Sorry, can you ask that question again I was distracted?"
That's one way to get a job
Sorry MLB, the NFL's just a better sport when they're not protesting against the country that made them filthy rich
That awkward moment you slide 5 feet to short, with your face!
Grandpa's trying to get that insurance money
It doesn't take much anymore now that we know most of the Hollywood Liberals are also Pedo's and Rapists
When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
When you tell her to write down all the things that you do that irritate her, and you promised you'll change them.