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"Sir, can you tell us if there's light on the other side after death?"
"OMG it's coming" "you hit it"
It's wizardry I tell you.
It's now a solo operation, that wasn't just cinnamon you were tasting
I promise you I wasn't looking at pussy again, it's just research.
It's all fun and games until the wind blows and starts choking you to death
Don't worry, she's looking up your symptoms on Web M.D. It looks like cancer. Or perhaps you just drank too much last night.
That awkward moment when you're the only one who thinks the water feels good, but it's freezing!
When the chef tells you dinner is as fresh as it could possibly get