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When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
No wonder the tickets were so cheap
Human, I can't breathe! I'm not the kid from the Christmas story!
Just borrowing this racecar
Well, that just blew my mind
Someone lost the battle with the train door, I got some new headphones
Heard a weird sound at night, woke up to this, we don't own a duck
When you tell her to write down all the things that you do that irritate her, and you promised you'll change them.
Teamwork