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I don't think I want to smell like that.
Woke up to this in the kitchen.... We don't have a kid.
DON'T MOCK ME TRASH CAN! FEEL MY WRATH!
"Daddy, mom said you suck at this and don't come home, ever again!"
Violet Jessup, don't get on a boat with her.
Hope I don't forget my own prank and try one.
Mrs Claus don't mess around.
Something you put in your mouth but don't swallow?
You don't want them knowing how much of a creepy perv you are.